Taoism
Shit
Happens
Confucianism
Confucius
says, shit happens.
Buddhism
If
shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen
What
is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism
This
shit happened before.
Islam
If
shit happens it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Let
shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism
If
shit happens you deserve it.
Judaism
Why
does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism
I
don't believe this shit.
Agnosticism
What
is this shit?
What is sex?
"Is sex dirty? Only if it's
done right."
-Woody Allen
"To err
is human - but it feels divine."
-Mae West
"If sex is so personal, why
do we have to share it with someone?"
-Anonymous
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience,
but a meaningless experience is pretty damn good."
- Woody Allen