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Religious Views on Life

Taoism
Shit Happens

Confucianism
Confucius says, shit happens.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen
What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism
This shit happened before.

Islam
If shit happens it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism
If shit happens you deserve it.

Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism
I don't believe this shit.

Agnosticism
What is this shit?
 


What is sex?




"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."
                     -Woody Allen
 

"To err is human - but it feels divine."
                            -Mae West

"If sex is so personal, why do we have to share it with someone?"
                                                                      -Anonymous

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience,
but a meaningless experience is pretty damn good."
                                                        - Woody Allen