Confucius says, shit happens.
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
What is the sound of shit happening?
This shit happened before.
If shit happens it is the will of Allah.
Let shit happen to someone else.
If shit happens you deserve it.
Why does this shit always happen to us?
I don't believe this shit.
What is this shit?
What is sex?
"Is sex dirty? Only if it's
is human - but it feels divine."
"If sex is so personal, why
do we have to share it with someone?"
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience,
but a meaningless experience is pretty damn good."
- Woody Allen